The other day, at about 3pm, this lady walked into our office and asked for a golf cart tour.
We asked when she wanted to go and she said “Later on this afternoon, because we’re going to the Vatican now.”
I told her that if she was entering the Vatican at 3:30 pm, her golf cart tour could only be in the evening or the day after, because she was going to be spending at least three hours in the Vatican.
She replied:
“No, we’ll be quick, we only want to see that room with the ceiling painted by Leonardo”.
When I told her that the room she wanted to see is called the Sistine Chapel and that it was not Leonardo but Michelangelo who painted that ceiling and that she would have to walk through museums to get there, she was not happy and perhaps thought I was trying to scam her.
So, she just gave me a dirty look and she walked out. Sorry lady!
For a lot of tourists “Vatican” means “Sistine Chapel” and they think they can just walk into the room, look at the paintings and get back out, but that’s not how it works.
I hope you will read more as I would like to explain how the Vatican tour works. Vatican Museums.
Let’s start by saying that there is no other way to get to the Sistine Chapel than through the Vatican Museums and, mind this, what’s housed in the museums is not all about the Roman Catholic Religion.
There is so much in there that no matter what one’s background and interests, there will be something that will catch their eye.
Egyptian Mummies? Got them.
Artifacts from the Near and Far East? Got them.
Classic cars? Got them.
Moon rocks? Got them.
Jewels? Got them.
Etruscan artifacts? Got them.
Roman statues? Got them.
Ancient Geographic Maps? Got them.
And more, more, more…
Thousands of people visit the Vatican Museums every day and, the more crowded the place gets, the longer it takes to visit it.
Why? Because the more crowded it becomes, the more they try to disperse the crowd by making them take a longer route to reach the Sistine Chapel.
I hear many people say “We’ll go in the morning so we’ll beat the crowds.”
But they all say that, so the place is less crowded in the afternoon!

By the way, the tour of the Vatican is a bit problematic for those who use walking aids, but we have the remedy. Contact us to find out more about our tour for the elderly and disabled.
Sistine Chapel
The Sistine Chapel is a relatively small room, 40x14m (131x45ft) so it gets overcrowded quite easily.
Therefore, they don’t let you hang around for a long time, they let people out after a few minutes.
Also, they want people to be silent in the room, no pictures or videos are permitted, and the janitors keep shushing you and yelling “SILENCE!” and “NO PICTURES! NO VIDEOS”!
This means that tour guides must talk about the Sistine Chapel before they get there, and for this purpose they use the images that are displayed in museum courtyards or bring their own images to display.
In our case, we give our guests brochures with pictures of the Sistine frescoes with captions.
Importantly, if you are visiting with a guide, you can exit directly from the Sistine Hill onto St. Peter’s Square and enter the Basilica.
Those visiting the Vatican without a guide must go back and exit the Vatican Museums, walk out of the Vatican a mile, and queue again for the security checkpoint, which could take an hour or more.
St. Peter’s Basilica
Countless times I’ve heard people say they weren’t interested in visiting St. Peter’s, but I wish I’d recorded their comments after I was finally able to convince them to enter the place:
“My God!” “This is what I really wanted to see!” “This is truly overwhelming!” etc., etc.…
Skipping St. Peter’s would be a real shame.
Firstly, if the emperor Constantine hadn’t built a church over the tomb of St. Peter there would have been no Vatican, no Sistine Chapel, and Rome would have been a completely different place.
But let’s not consider the religious aspect of the building if we want, only the works of art kept in it and its dimensions, which make of it one of the most important buildings in the world and the art masterpieces it houses.
Let me give you an idea of what you see in St. Peter’s:
Michelangelo: his work as a sculptor, the “Pietà” and, as an architect, the project of the dome and part of the church itself.
Bernini: the funeral monuments of Pope Urban VIII, Alexander VII, Christina of Sweden, the Canopy above the Papal Altar, the High Altar and more…
Concluding, please do not be afraid of spending 3 hours in the Vatican, it’ll be time well spent and, above all, please don’t skip St. Peter’s!